Want To Get That Hottie In The Skimpy Swimsuit? Here's All The Technique You
Need To Know When Picking Chicks Up At The Beach And Pool!
There's nothing like hot sun and hot women. And beaches and pools are full of both! These are two of the best places to pick up chicks! The great thing is most of the girls there without men are available and WANT to turn guys on with their hot bods (Why do you think they are wearing those skimpy little suits?)! They will be extremely receptive and flattered if you approach them. Of course how do you go about doing this without looking too goofy? (Don't worry even if you do seem nervous when approaching women. Women love having the ability to do this to men, and if you are sincere and don't act like a jerk they will respond positively.) Well the beach and pools offer some unique ways to approach women that you can use.
You're going to need some accessories to make your trip successful, here are the necessities:
1. Some nice swim trunks (Please no speedos! And no cutoff, raggy or bleached trunks). Shiny black trunks are a good choice.
2. A blanket (if going to the beach)
3. A portable radio. Preferably a sleek, expensive looking boom-box.
4. Suntan oil or lotion. Something that smells nice, like Hawaiian Tropic Oil is good, but use lotion if you need it.
5. An ice cooler with mixed drinks, beer (preferably bottles not cans), soda and bottled water. You want to make sure to have non-alcoholic alternatives to offer girls.
6. Two air mattresses (read on to find out why).
7. A bag to carry your stuff in.
First of all, when you arrive don't just scamper over to the closest available spot and set up shop. You're here to pick up chicks dammit! Go ahead and make the once around. Try not to strut around, just casually walk around like you're looking for a place to set up. When you see a pretty woman simply smile and say "hi". Now if she just smiles, that's cool just keeping on looking around, you've set yourself up so that you can come back later and introduce yourself. If she sits up or verbally says hi, you'll probably want to stop and start up a conversation. It's pretty natural to decide whether to continue walking or to stop and introduce yourself (use the openers below). Once you set up your blanket you can lay in the sun for a bit, then go over to a girl who caught your attention earlier and introduce yourself. Here are some good "openers" to get the conversation flowing (check out the shyness section of this site if you have trouble with conversation)
"You sure are getting a nice tan today." (Probably the best)
If she looks like she's been out in the sun for a while say "You look like you're getting a sunburn, can I offer you some of my suntan lotion?" (if she says okay you'll probably get a chance to rub it on her back - Whoo Hee! ;)
"It sure is hot today, can I offer you a drink?"
"I have some drinks over by my blanket, would you like to join me for one?" (If she says no, offer to bring them over)
After using these openers you'll want to introduce yourself giving her your name and where you're from, etc, etc. Check out the shyness section for how to keep a conversation going. Ask her if she'd like to listen to some music and ask her what type of music she would like to listen to. The nice thing about the beach or pool, is if the conversation does drop off then you can lay down and just catch some rays next to her and it is not awkward. Give yourself a break and soak up some sun, you've just done a lot of work. If she's interested in you she will break in for some more conversation after awhile. If this happens, you know you've got a winner. If you feel like things just aren't happening with this girl, well then a good way to leave is to get up and say you're going for a dip. Then go in the water to cool off, come back shortly and just say "I really enjoyed meeting you, I'm going to go lay out over there for a while (or back to your blanket), stop on by if you want." It's a nice, graceful exit.
If things are going well, after a while tell her that you're going to go lay out on your air matrice and ask her if she would like to use your other one (or if you have a big one, share yours). If she's interested she'll most definitely say yes. This technique will really get you in good with her. Women love a guy who can add fun to their lives and the air matrice is a good way to show that you are a fun guy. You've spiced up her day a little and she'll appreciate it. It's a small thing, but women really notice this type of stuff.
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