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Can I buy you a drink, my Aunt just died and left me 3 million dollars and I just don't feel like drinking alone tonight. By=Quinn What time do you get off tonight? (she says time) Can I watch? By=Flipper Excuse me miss, do I know you?? (NO.) I'm sorry, you look like my friend Ciny Crawford. By=CJ If I were a lost puppy, would you let me follow you home? By=CJ Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven? By=Rookie Here's a quarter, go call your mom and tell her you won't be home tonight. by=Jack Have you always been this beautiful, or just since your hair became so .... blonde/red/brown/black (your choice, but just use ONE color). by=Skip So can I buy you a drink or should I just give you the 3 bucks? by=Mr.Pex If bueaty were equivalent to brightness, your face would be the sun in a world full of candles. by=Davis Walk up to a girl and say,"You owe me a drink!" then she says,"Why?". You reply," I dropped mine when I saw you!" by=KING If you were a tear in my eye... I'd never cry, for fear that I'd lose you! by=Nick (Look into her eyes and say) Heaven has to check it's list because they have to be missing an angel. by=joe Do you know CPR? "Why?" Your so beautiful your giving me a heart attack! What's your name? "Why?" Because all I called you in my dreams last night was Angel! by=BC Boy Excuse me,do you have the time?She tell you.You say no,I mean the time to talk with you.=Gelli Excuse me but do you believe in pre-marital sex? No. Well I'm married, lets Fuck! by=Paul Motion for her to come over (with the come hither) When she comes over, say: I knew if I fingered you, you'd cum! By=Wiz Excuse me ma'am. Did you know that you look so good I would suck your daddy's dick? by=Mike Excuse me, you have the whitest teeth I've ever come (cum) across. by=Pair Here's one: "You look like my first wife." When they say, 'how many times have you been married', you say, " None yet :)" by=Jeremy I sure like the cover of your book, can I check out the pages in between. By=BG Go to the bar and pick up two cheries ..... Present the cheries and say, " Excuse me, but did you lose these?" by=EAN do you need a gardener? (no) can i trim your bush anyways? by=mondo I lost my teddybear, so will you spend the night with me? by=Ed T
Walk up to girl and start rubbing her back When she asks what you are doing,
answer, kind of disappointed: I thought angels had wings. by=Steve
Is your daddy a theif? (Why?) Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. by=Bowlin Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again? by=Dog Darlin' do you mess around? (she says no) Well, would you hold still while i do it? by=hot Mam' if beauty was a minute .... you would be an hour. by=Jim if beauty were light you would shine from a million miles away! by=Wewitt You'll be hearing from my lawyer (she says 'excuse me?') You just stole my heart. by=Freakshow Wait until she is about to leave then say excuse me miss you forgot something. (she says 'What?') You say.. Me! By=Luv Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an appology? by=Impulsive.com Baby, you look finer than a new set of snow tires! Do you mind if I jurkoff on your tits? By=Sturgis Exuse me but are you any good at tutoring ? -no! will you tutor me at sex ed anyway -yes I'm a teacher!- will give me a corasspondence course in sex ed. by=Protical If I told you that you had a beautiful smile, you would probably think I was trying to pick you up. Well you do have a beautiful smile,...and I am trying to pick you up! by=Pirate Is that a mirror in your pocket, cauz i can see myself in your pants. by=Crow do you know the differance between a big mac and a blow job? no, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow? by=ziggy Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants! by=mike God must be crying right now (why?) cause he just lost a angel. by=sin Do you spit or swallow? by=sunfire [This line involves some body movement.] Call a woman over to you using your index finger in the come hither. When she comes over tell her "if I can make you come (cum) with one finger, imagine what I can do with ten!" by=kullback Lets stand toe to toe and get something straight between us! by=Nexusone Would you like to go out for a pizza and a fuck..When she says no.You say whats the problem dont like pizza? by=Nike Place a drop of water on yourself and other. How about you and me get out of these wet clothes? by=Horndog Are your legs tired? Why? Because youve been runing through my mind all night. by=cookdude If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years. I want to see you between the holidays! by=Lawne That dress is very becoming on you, but if I was on you, I'd be cumming to! by=Dave Wanna sit down? Here let me clear off a spot for you to sit. (while wiping of your mouth with your hand) by=jim I heard you were a lesbian. If not, PROVE IT!! by=feebert "I don't care if Mike Tyson's your man, I'll kick his ass just to taste your sweet lips, you sexy mutha' fucka'!" This results in two things, 1- The girl thinks you're so sweet she takes you home with her 2- she's so shocked you can confuse her into going home with you. by=Phife I'm going to guess your sign--is it "slippery when wet? by=Dr. Who? let's play war, i'll lay down and you blow the fuck out of me! by=darkenergy "Have you ever been kissed on thr navel? Yes! From the inside? by=AJ Wanna play kite? I'll be the kite and you can be the wind. Then blow me and see how high you can get me. by=Tim "My face leaves at eight... be on it." by=croley If I folowed you home would you keep me? by=Steve -Nice tit's what's your name -You are so fine that i would make love to your shadow. -You are so sweet that I would drink your bathwater. by=Glenn What do you say we do some math?? let's add you and me together, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!!! by=Ryan Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!! by=FickMan I'd like to take you to breakfast tomorrow morning...should I call you, or just nudge you? by=Larei (My personal favor from the movie "Tin Cup") I've spent all these years tring to get into women's pants... I just wish I knew how to get into their hearts. [Cheese, but it works] by=CasePMa Hi, my name is (your name), and you can tell me yours when you catch your breath. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. By=MJ Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her i just met the girl of my dreams. By=coolman You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. By=zica Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? By=yo! Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. By=John The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. By=me My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. By=pamela Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? ----my favorite! By=just do it! 15. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. By=PG If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? By=no Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? By=maybe Is it hot in here or is it just you? By=Dr. XXX Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!] By=bj If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. By=CoobJ How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? By=pornmam I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? By=usa Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I? By=toni Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wonderingif you'd mind if I fantasize about you? By=B.J. That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed... By=Creamer Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box that it came in? By=Stoodge Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick itoff? By=Andy Your face or mine? By=Jerk Off That's a nice dress, could I talk you out of it? By=Oliver Clozhoff Take off that dress and fuck my brains out you cave newt! By=Bill R. Let's take a shower together, you smell. By=Al Brekurnek Do you want to see something swell? By=Al Depantsu I'd look good on you. By=Cave Man Excuse me, do you wanna fuck or should I apologise? By=Ben D. Banana hey lets say we get a case of beer and fuck........what you dont drink? By=Saizer A conversation over the phone...You have a voice that could talk a dog down from a meat truck! By=Al Knokerup Excuse me, I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way to your heart. By=Mr. Sicko Hi, are you wearing space underwear? 'cause your ass is out of this world. By=Mr. Sicko Excuse me, but I would like to know if you had a double batch for a snatch to match? By=Drk. eyebrow checker Hi, you look like you got some Polish in you. No? Do you want some? By=Me Would you like to dance?..No!?...Then I guess a blowjob is out of the question By=GW I was wondering If you wanted to order a pizza, then we can fuck.. No? What, you don't like pizza? By=Xtreme Pardon me, do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I? By=kevbabes Your beautiful, but you'd look alot better with my dick in your mouth! By=SKIN Sit on my face and i'll guess you weight By=ROCHEBR Think of a number between 1 and 10 - You lose - take all your clothes off ! By=Dr.Spin
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